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foulmilk:

how to sext

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thirsty-for-troye:

" haha jk we had sex"

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Chicago 29/08

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Houston ~ 22/8

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kylesbogusjourney:

Female privilege is getting to claim a headache to avoid sex.

Female oppression is having to claim physical illness to avoid sex because men won’t take a simple fucking “no” for an answer.

Female oppression is men being so entitled that they think being denied sex is oppressive.

 #OOOO FUCKING OWND YOU GOT FUCKING SLAM DUNKED SON YOU’RE GONNA NEED LIKE TEN FEDORAS TO COVER THAT BRUISE FUCKNUTS

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mistercoventry:

becoming a demon seems like a good career option

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piquic:

rich people be like “oh my shoe untied, I’ll buy a new one

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goddamnstupidusername:

Ve Neill is my favorite makeup artist of all time. 

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deucebowl:

she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere

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joanashino:

Not Your Fantasy © Shino

Being fetishized is not cool. Saying “I always had a thing for girls that *look* like you” is not cool. Stop. Ew. Get away from me.

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