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h0mocidal:

does anyone else convert oxygen into carbon dioxide or is that just me lol 

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"You know, they have such a… special relationship, I’m not sure I can… you know, they’re just so close.” - Lauren Cohan

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monobeartheater:

abominablemothman:

paandi:

weaslee:

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WHERE ARE THESE GIFS FROM ITS ALWAYS THE SAME FUCKING GUY

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ompre:

glowist:

this is SO cool omfg

hollyshit this is awesome 

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brie3po:

janebuzjane:

thoughtkiller:

clavid:

eloquentvibes:

clavid:

on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine

On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.

one crack cocaine

hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please

debit or credit

I actually have a gift card

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pokemon-personalities:

lets play a game called ‘i feel like i’m bothering you with everything i say so i won’t make any attempts at contact until you message me first’

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zooophagous:

boujhetto:

Man’s best friend

I like how he picks him up and is all, “There you go!”

fucked his shit up

LMMFAOOOOO

He just puts him over the counter all “Yeah that’s right Sparky you fuck his shit up”

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vinebox:

lmao “I wish”

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mamacastiel:

IM FUFCKING CRYING AT THIS PICTURE OF A DUCK

FUC KING LOOK AT THIS SHIT

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IT’S LIKE

no

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d ont hurt my childern

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judymartn:

American Horror Story: Murder House

 A Summary

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cravings:

when someone makes jokes out of your insecurities 

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